Your suggestions are in, the Jesus Island crew battled it out over our favorites and now it’s time for you wonderful freaks to pick the winner from among our five finalists. They are (in alphabetical order)…
Darwin (submitted by Jonathan Vincent)- Morty’s reasoning for including this on his short list. “I like Darwin since Christians see his research as the A-Number One enemy to their silly fairytale.”
Doeg (submitted by Carol Hewett)- From Wiki: “Doeg was an Edomite, chief herdsman to Saul, King of Israel. He is mentioned in the Hebrew Bible book of First Samuel, chapters 21 and 22, where he is depicted as responsible for the deaths of a large number of priests.” — he’s got a nice gory death, too. The heading above Psalm 52 records that David wrote it after Doeg the Edomite betrayed Ahimelech to Saul.
Koplow (submitted by Joe McBrady): The name is inspired by David Koplow, known in Portland, Maine as The Dogman. www.portlanddailysun.me/index.php/opinion/columns/7944-the-dogman
Mephibosheth (submitted by Dwayne Meighan): 2 Samuel 9:8- “Mephibosheth bowed down and said, ‘What is your servant that you should notice a dead dog like me?’”
Pavlov (submitted by Cobalt Dena): We love this one for obvious reasons.
Cast your vote for your favorite of these entries here: http://goo.gl/saURwV